so i was with a female friend at the mall and
she draged me into the body shop (they sell lotions and creams and stuff like papaya with honey facil cream or pine and seaweed hair gel)
and i went looking around till a clerck offered me a sample
wich i acepted being me ive never put cream on my hands.
so i start rubbing a greenish stuff into my hands and start
to notice a really strong herbal smell coming from it
so i ask
"what is it made out of?"
R- "its a special mix of vergamota and savila"
(for those of you that dont speak spanish vergamota would be translated like dick weed(marihuana not the normal weed))

so right around when the clerck stops his line my friend comes around
and hears that and decided to yell
"you are rubbing your hands with dick........weed"
so i put my hand in her face wich had really strong smell and said
"yep come smell this dick......weed"

and now i feel dirty and bulgar lol